We know more than you so just do as we say.
Some people disagree with us because they are uninformed rubes. We're here to help. Yes SIR!
The Platform
Who We Are
SIR is a local GOP club that protects the status of the establishment against the inconvenience of bothersome, unworthy conservative citizens. You are welcome to join us—just don't get carried away with yourself and always remember your place.
Serving The Community
Well, maybe not exactly serving the community as much as propping up the anointed. We are the club and you're not in it. We'll endorse each other at election time so you'll know how to vote.
Trust Us, Damn You
Unsophisticated republicans may believe in small government and low taxes (lol), but as cute as it is, somebody needs to protect the dolts from making wrong decisions in their lives. It should be us.
Our Values
- Forced vaccinations for all
- Support of democrats
- Keeping the people in their place
- Covert legislation
- Discouragement of personal research. We have experts for that.
Did you know?
There is a good rule of thumb if you want to know if you are wrong.
Here it is:
You're wrong if we say you're wrong.
Contact Us
Strongsville Insider Republicans
Hours
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